* Problems we face every day! *
- There just aren't enough hours in a day.
- You've moved out off your parent's house.
- Who has the money to hire a full-time maid?
Wouldn't it be nice if . . .
- Someone around here knew how to cook something other than a microwave burrito?
- A magical "house fairy" would clean up the messes in the kitchen and bathroom?
- You had a "smart friend" to help you cram for a test?
- The litterbox and laundry magically cleaned themselves?
Try this!
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It's new!
Who wants the hassle of long-term commitments? Who has the time to sit and listen to other people talk about their problems? With Rent-A-Virgo (™), (®), (©), (Pat. Pend.), our conscientious perfectionistas can help you clean up your act, your dorm room, and your bad habits—all on a sensible budget!
It's wow!
All of the cool kids are doing it. In fact, this is the #1 secret of Hollywood insiders. Don't tell anyone, but while they're out hobnobbing with the Beverly Hills elite, their secret helpers discretely valet cars, cater parties, and cheerfully run all sorts of common errands. It's like having an army of shoemaker elves!
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