Employment Application: A BETTER job with Rent-a-Virgo!
Want a fun and rewarding job?
Wouldn't you like to get p-a-i-d to help others enjoy a higher quality standard of living? Would you like a job that contributes real value to society, while exercising your unique talents?
Why shouldn't you exerience the ecstacy of personal growth through your service to others? Isn't it time you were rewarded for being detail-oriented? Of course it is—and we are here to help you help others!
We offer more then "job security"; we offer job serenity. You should experience validation for your contributions in assisting others eliminate waste in their daily lives, and your place of employment should enforce values such as these as a priority.
Are you this type of person?
Courteous, energetic, hygenic, and peppy? Do you have a positive outlook on life? Aren't you tired of being smarter than everyone else, and yet find your opinions undervalued in society?
It's time to wake up every day knowing that your unique blend of common sense and inisight is sought after by people who need your help.
You are about to enter a level of job security that can only be achieved by having you float from problem to problem, with each success being entered into your permanent "success record."
Do you find yourself . . .
- constantly frustrated by others obvious incompetence?
- continually finding solutions to existing problems?
- daydreaming about a better job, a better world?
Our amazing offer for you!
You demand perfection—and so do we! Let us help you tidy up your environment, by sanitizing every "thing" you are obligated to touch, every day. Other people have germs! We would love to help you cleanse the world of impurities—and also pay you to do it!
We locate problems—you fix them. We also offer enhanced medical, dental, and vision benefits; family plans are available.